kingcartman

fatlittlefuck:

greeneyedjewboy:

greeneyedjewboy:

fatlittlefuck:

greeneyedjewboy:

fatlittlefuck:

greeneyedjewboy:

fatlittlefuck:

greeneyedjewboy:

fatlittlefuck:

greeneyedjewboy:

fatlittlefuck:

fuck meh.

Wut.

what?

Why did you say that.

i’m horny?

Jesus Christ…

boyfriend?

Oh man…sorry to hear that. Uh. I’m sure, when you’re ready, that you’ll find someone who’ll make you happy. You don’t need to set yourself for someone random. Having sex should be with someone you love and trust. I know that sounds really gay but it’s the truth.

Yeah. I’m bi.
I don’t really care right now, I just want sex, thats it. I don’t want anotha relationship evah again.

Cartman.

It’s fine to not want a relationship but really? Having sex with random strangers? I’m not being smart or anything, but what you are saying is exactly when your mom is doing. Please dude. As someone who is, sort of your friend, do not go down that path. Or at least, have sex with someone you can trust.

kingcartman

greeneyedjewboy:

fatlittlefuck:

greeneyedjewboy:

fatlittlefuck:

greeneyedjewboy:

fatlittlefuck:

greeneyedjewboy:

fatlittlefuck:

greeneyedjewboy:

fatlittlefuck:

fuck meh.

Wut.

what?

Why did you say that.

i’m horny?

Jesus Christ…

boyfriend?

Oh man…sorry to hear that. Uh. I’m sure, when you’re ready, that you’ll find someone who’ll make you happy. You don’t need to set yourself for someone random. Having sex should be with someone you love and trust. I know that sounds really gay but it’s the truth.

littlemissnazi-deactivated20131

allpowerfulcartman:

greeneyedjewboy:

allpowerfulcartman:

greeneyedjewboy:

allpowerfulcartman:

greeneyedjewboy:

allpowerfulcartman:

greeneyedjewboy:

allpowerfulcartman:

greeneyedjewboy:

greeneyedjewboy:

allpowerfulcartman:

greeneyedjewboy:

allpowerfulcartman:

greeneyedjewboy:

craigfuck3r:

greeneyedjewboy:

Dude. Shut up Craig >8///^(

Just sayin’.

I do not have a fire crotch!

pause

That’s not the word I would like to call my…

Shut up! Just stop moving when you’re talking dude! 

i’m not even moving.

heh, but if you’re gonna complain so much—

-squeezes her boobs together with her arms that are crosses-

OMG NO. STOP.

I’m aware of that Kaaahl~ -bounces in place-

OH MY GOD. I AM LEAVING. *Starts to walk away*

aw kahl come back, mah titties miss yew!

NO FUCK YOU. *shakes head hard* 

-squeezes her boobs in her hands, pretending to make them talk- come back kahl, come back!

*flips off* GO TO HELL CARTMAN! YOU’RE SUCH AN ASS!

*Face flushes even more and he screams when he crashes into a  trashcan* Fuck!

-bursts out in laughter- hAH! HAHAHA! Aw i”m sorry Kahl, these two get tha best of yew even!

*Rubs back angrily* Arrrg, who puts trash cans in the middle of the fucking hallway?! *Stands up* This is all your gigantic boobs fault.

kingcartman

fatlittlefuck:

greeneyedjewboy:

fatlittlefuck:

greeneyedjewboy:

fatlittlefuck:

greeneyedjewboy:

fatlittlefuck:

greeneyedjewboy:

fatlittlefuck:

fuck meh.

Wut.

what?

Why did you say that.

i’m horny?

Jesus Christ dude. If you’re horny go…masturbate or something. Don’t say that out loud since there are a lot of creeps out here…

I’m tired of jacking it, I don’t really give a damn right nyah.

Dude, you sound like a total slut. 

-gives off a hurt look and furrows his brows-

Arg, sorry. That was harsh. I just don’t think you should put yourself out there like that. Why don’t you go and find a girlfriend or something?

littlemissnazi-deactivated20131

allpowerfulcartman:

greeneyedjewboy:

allpowerfulcartman:

greeneyedjewboy:

allpowerfulcartman:

greeneyedjewboy:

allpowerfulcartman:

greeneyedjewboy:

greeneyedjewboy:

allpowerfulcartman:

greeneyedjewboy:

allpowerfulcartman:

greeneyedjewboy:

craigfuck3r:

greeneyedjewboy:

Dude. Shut up Craig >8///^(

Just sayin’.

I do not have a fire crotch!

pause

That’s not the word I would like to call my…

Shut up! Just stop moving when you’re talking dude! 

i’m not even moving.

heh, but if you’re gonna complain so much—

-squeezes her boobs together with her arms that are crosses-

OMG NO. STOP.

I’m aware of that Kaaahl~ -bounces in place-

OH MY GOD. I AM LEAVING. *Starts to walk away*

aw kahl come back, mah titties miss yew!

NO FUCK YOU. *shakes head hard* 

-squeezes her boobs in her hands, pretending to make them talk- come back kahl, come back!

*flips off* GO TO HELL CARTMAN! YOU’RE SUCH AN ASS!

*Face flushes even more and he screams when he crashes into a  trashcan* Fuck!